ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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