i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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