If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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