Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Randomize