what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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