You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I don't deserve a penis
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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