im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
he was CRYING into my vagina
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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