he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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