He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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