but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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