I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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