You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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