Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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