Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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