i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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