adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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