It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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