i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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