I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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