Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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