I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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