We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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