did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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