there was a trapeze. enough said
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I just found puke in my bra..
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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