so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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