She went from zero to smokin in five shots
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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