Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize
