you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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