I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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