what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
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