Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Naked. naked and bneed help.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
