I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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