we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Randomize
