The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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