You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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