All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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