Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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