he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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