TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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