i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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