My nipple is on Facebook.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
The air was thick with penises
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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