? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
