I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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