We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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