I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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