i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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