her vagine was all disorganized.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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