My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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