Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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