You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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