i just google imaged poop.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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