I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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