u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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