They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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